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October 26, 2009 at 3:34 pm · Filed under Moral, Never Ever Lie To A Woman ·Tagged Never Ever Lie To A Woman
lovely story I just had to share.
A man called home to his wife and said,
‘Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up’ ‘Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas’. ‘
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, ‘Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?’
You’ll love the answer, folks. …..
The wife replied, ‘I did, dear. They’re in your fishing box! …’
Never Ever Lie To A Woman…!!!
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