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June 22, 2010 at 8:22 am · Filed under Enjoy Life ·Tagged About life, enjoy life, Life
1 . If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and
Enjoy life!
2 . Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person
is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.
3 . Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!
4 . Don’t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
That’s called Attitude.
Keep on rocking!
5 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man
than she did and is convinced that her
son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6 . He was a good man.
He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles.
He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists
for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8 . So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage,
slow but sure!
9 . Only 20 percent boys have brains,
rest has girlfriends!
10 . All desirable things in life are either illegal banned,
expensive or married to someone else!
11 . 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
This makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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