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Enjoy Life

1 . If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and

Enjoy life!

  

2 . Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person

is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

3 . Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

but what we are inside.

So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!

4 . Don’t walk as if you rule the world,

walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!

That’s called Attitude.

Keep on rocking!

 

 

5 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man  

than she did and is convinced that her  

son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
 

6 . He was a good man.  

 He never smoked, drank had no affair.  

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.  

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles.  

He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists  

for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8 . So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,  

but we chose Marriage,  

slow but sure!

9 . Only 20 percent boys have brains,  

rest has girlfriends!

10 . All desirable things in life are either illegal banned,  

expensive or married to someone else!

11 . 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
This makes it a logical statement that  

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!  

 

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