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The pastor and his wife

On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and
decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM,
but his wife didn’t answer the phone.

The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she
didn’t answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a
few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her
why she hadn’t answered before, and she said that it hadn’t rung at
their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry
ways.

The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office,
which was the phone that he’d used that Saturday night. The man that he
spoke with wanted to know why he’d called on Saturday night.
The pastor couldn’t figure out what the man was talking about. Then the
man said, ‘It rang and rang, but I didn’t answer.’ The pastor remembered
the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he’d
intended to call his wife.

The man said, ‘That’s, OK. Let me tell you my story.
You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before
I did, I prayed, ‘God if you’re there, and you don’t want me to do this,
give me a sign now.’ At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at
the caller ID, and it said, ‘Almighty God’. I was afraid to answer!’
The reason why it showed on the man’s caller ID that the call came from
‘Almighty God’ is because the church that the pastor attends is called
Almighty God Tabernacle!!If you believe that God answers prayers then pass this on. God bless!

READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don’t cry over anyone who won’t cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to
forget.
Don’t let the past hold you back, you’re missing the good stuff.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.
When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can
look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who
really make you mad sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to
be in!!!

And send it back to the person who sent it to you if they mean something
to you!! Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of
happiness wasted.
Just send this to as many people you want and see what happens on the fourth day.
Do not break this, please. There is no cost, but lots of rewards…

  

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Choices

You have a choice.

Choose it well

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Meaning of friend

 

Friendship

 

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Toughest Tongue Twister

Tongue Twisters 

The World’s Toughest Tongue Twister

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Betty Botter had some butter,
“But,” she said, “This butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter–
that would make my batter better.”

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw!

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, “Forbear!”

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

I need not your needles, they’re needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, ‘there needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

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Don’t stop dreaming

 Dreams are a big part of our Lives
and You must do whatever it takes
to make them a Reality;
by the plans you make,
the course you take,
and the things you do.
  
   

  
Don’t dwell on past mistakes.
Leave yesterday behind,
along with all it’s problems,
worries and doubts.


     Realize you can’t change the past,
but you can start a new tomorrow.
Don’t try to do everything at once;
take one step at a time,
 

Don’t ever be afraid to try the Impossible
no matter what others may think.
Remember you are Unique
in your own special way.

Don’t ever stop Dreaming!
Don’t ever stop wanting what’s right for you!  

HAVE A NICE DAY 

   

Tengkp  

 

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Speech by CEO of Coca Cola

 VERY SHORT, MOST EFFECTIVE AND HOW TRUE

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.
You name them – Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you’re
keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it,
it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls – Family, Health, Friends and Spirit – are
made of glass.
If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked,
nicked, damaged or even shattered.
They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.”

“WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND LEAVE ON TIME.
GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.”

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ABC’s of Motivation

    

ABCs of Motivation

 
A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.

B elieve in yourself.

C onsider things from every angle.

D on’t give up and don’t give in.

E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow

may never come.

F amily and friends are hidden treasures;

enjoy their riches.

G ive more than you planned to.

H ang on to your dreams.

I gnore those who try to discourage you.

J ust do it.

K eep trying no matter how hard it seems,

 it will get easier.

L ove your first and the most.

M ake it happen.

N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.

O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.

P ractise make perfect.

Q uitters never win and winners never quit.
 
R ead, study and learn about
Everything important in your life.

S top procrastinating.

T ake contril of your own destiny.

U nderstand yourself in order to better

 understand others.

V isualize it.

W ant it more than anything.

X cellerate your efforts.

Y ou are unique of all God’s creations,

 nothing can replace YOU.

Z ero in on your target and go for it!

 

 Have a Nice Day

  

  

tengkp

  

 

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