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Don’t cry over split milk

A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke.  All of them laughed like crazy..

After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed this time…

He cracked the same one again & no one laughed!!!

Then he smiled and said

when you can’t laugh on the same joke again & again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over & over again

FORGET the past and MOVE ON………

Alone I can say,

but together we can shout.  

Alone I can smile,

but together we can laugh. 

Alone I can enjoy,

but together we can celebrate!

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Best regards,

Uncle Teng

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Only four questions

Laught out loud

NICE QUESTIONS LITTLE ANGELS……

IT’S NOT SO TOUGH BUT NEED SOME LOGICAL MIND 

SO HERE I’M WITH MY LOGICAL ANSWERS HOPE YOU FIND SOME RIGHT………

 Q: WHEN WILL A HORSE HAVE 6 LEGS?

 

Q: WHERE DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE SUNDAY?

 

Q: WHERE DO YOU FIND A LOT OF CITIES BUT NOT A HOUSE?

 

Q: HOW CAN YOU DOUBLE YOUR MONEY?

 

 HOPE YOU ENJOYED ALL ……HAVE A NICE DAY AHEAD.

 

Ans: When I ride it (4 legs of horse and 2 mines)

 

Ans: Monday come before Sunday only in DICTIONARY right?

 

Ans: On Globe or any city map

 

Ans: So simple little angels you can also do……

          you want to double your money?

          Ok then just go to mirror and show your money.

 

tengkp

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