Malaysian Laughter

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This is hilarious… ..

even an Englishman cannot

construct sentences using numeric,

which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.


Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,   2,   3,   4,  5,  6,  7,   8,   9,  10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10

 he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with…..

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10
I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don’t understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.

Uncle Teng

 

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