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A professor and his stidents

   

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
With GOD, the ALMIGHTY.  He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
   

Professor :   You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student    :   Yes, sir.
Professor :    So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student    :   Absolutely, sir.
Professor :    Is GOD Good ?
Student    :    Sure.
Professor :    Is GOD ALL – POWERFUL ?
Student    :    Yes.
Professor :    My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to  GOD to Heal him.
                    Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
                    But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor :   You can’t answer, can you ?  Let’s start again, Young Fella.
                  Is GOD Good?

Student    :   Yes.
Professor :   Is Satan good ?
Student    :   No.
Professor :   Where does Satan come from ?
Student    :   From . . . GOD . . .
Professor :   That’s right.  Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student    :   Yes.
Professor :    Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student    :   Yes.
Professor :   So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor :   Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
                   All these terrible things exist in the World, don’t they?

Student    :  Yes, sir.
Professor :   So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor :  Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
                  Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student    :  No, sir.
Professor   :  Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student    :  No , sir.
Professor :   Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
               Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student    :   No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor :   Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student    :  Yes.
Professor :   According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
                  Science says your GOD doesn’t exist.  What do you say to that, son?

Student    :  Nothing.  I only have my Faith.
Professor :  Yes,Faith.  And that is the Problem Science has.

Student    :   Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor :   Yes.
Student    :   And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor :   Yes.
Student   :   No, sir. There isn’t.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student    :   Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
                   a Little Heat or No Heat.
                   But we don’t have anything called Cold.
                   We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can’t go any further after that.
                   There is no such thing as Cold.
                   Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
                   We cannot Measure Cold.
                   Heat is Energy.
                   Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student    :  What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor :  Yes. What is Night if there isn’t Darkness?
Student    :  You’re wrong again, sir.
                   Darkness is the Absence of Something
                   You can have Low Light,   Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
                   But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn’t it?
                   In reality, Darkness isn’t.
                   If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor :   So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student   :   Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor :   Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student    :   Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
                   You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
                   You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
                   Sir, Science can’t even explain a Thought.
                          It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
                   To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
                   Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.  
                   Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
                   Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor :   If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student    :   Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student    :   Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
                   Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
                   Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
                   Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student    :  Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor’s Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student    :  Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
                  No one appears to have done so.  
                  So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
                 Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
                  With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor :   I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student    :  That is it sir . . .  Exactly !
                  The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
                  That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so .. .
You’ll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won’t you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.
That student was Albert Einstein.

 

 

….. Have a Nice Day….

  

  

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I knew you would come

   

Man…I knew you would come!

Horror gripped the heart of a World War-I soldier, as he saw his lifelong friend fall in battle. The soldier asked his Lieutenant if he could go out to bring his fallen comrade back.

“You can go,” said the Lieutenant, “but don’t think it will be worth it. Your friend is probably dead and you may throw your life away.”

The Lieutenant’s words didn’t matter, and the soldier went anyway. Miraculously, he managed to reach his friend, hoisted him onto his shoulder and brought him back to their company’s trench. The officer checked the wounded soldier, and then looked kindly at his friend.

” I told you it wouldn’t be worth it,” he said. “Your friend is dead and you are mortally wounded.”
“It was worth it, Sir,” said the soldier.
“What do you mean by worth it?” responded the Lieutenant, “Your friend is dead.”
“Yes Sir,” the soldier answered, “but it was worth it because when I got to him, he was still alive and I had the satisfaction of hearing him say…….

“Man…I knew you would come!”

 

 

….. Have a Nice Day….

  

  

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Making Others Happy

   

Making Others Happy

Read this to change your thinking.

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band – he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, ‘perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.

‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.’

  

  

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HOW FRIENDSHIP breaks?

  

   

HOW FRIENDSHIP  breaks???


Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy

And Will Not Contact .

Thinking It May Be Disturbing
As Time Passes
 
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
 
After That each Will Think

Why I Should Contact First ?

Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
 
Finally Without Contact

The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And

Pass This TO All Your Friends…

I Don`t Want To Be One Of This Kind.
 
So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
 
To Say 

Dear 

I Am Fine Here
 
Please keep in touch with me 


 

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Facts you should know

  

Facts you should know

 

  

 

No piece of paper can be fold in half

More than seven (7) times..Oh Go ahead!..

Do it!!… I’ll wait!!

The liquid inside the young coconut

can be use as substitute as.. 

Blood plasma

You burn more calories in sleeping..

than you do watching television.

The first product to have a barcode

was Wrigley’s gum

The king of hearts is the only king

without a moustache.

Venus is the only planet that rotate clockwise

(since Venus is associated with women, what does this tell you?)

(that women are going the “right “direction?)

Apples not caffeine…

are more efficient in waking you up!!

The first owner of Marlboro Company

died of lung cancer

so did the first Marlboro man.

Pearls melt…

in vinegar

A ”quack” of duck doesn’t echo

and no one knows why.

Turtles can breathe through their butt..

( I know some people are like that too!!…

don’t YOU? )

 

Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK?

It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha,

the world’s largest zipper manufacturer in Japan

 

Leonardo  da Vinci could write in one hand..

and can draw on the other hand at the same time.

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible..

is the cat.

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissor..also it took him

ten years to paint..

Monalisa’s lips.

There are no clocks in..

Las Vegas gambling casino  

  

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Only four questions

Laught out loud

NICE QUESTIONS LITTLE ANGELS……

IT’S NOT SO TOUGH BUT NEED SOME LOGICAL MIND 

SO HERE I’M WITH MY LOGICAL ANSWERS HOPE YOU FIND SOME RIGHT………

 Q: WHEN WILL A HORSE HAVE 6 LEGS?

 

Q: WHERE DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE SUNDAY?

 

Q: WHERE DO YOU FIND A LOT OF CITIES BUT NOT A HOUSE?

 

Q: HOW CAN YOU DOUBLE YOUR MONEY?

 

 HOPE YOU ENJOYED ALL ……HAVE A NICE DAY AHEAD.

 

Ans: When I ride it (4 legs of horse and 2 mines)

 

Ans: Monday come before Sunday only in DICTIONARY right?

 

Ans: On Globe or any city map

 

Ans: So simple little angels you can also do……

          you want to double your money?

          Ok then just go to mirror and show your money.

 

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