Corpse driver

Corpse driver turn Cab driver

 

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

 For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”

 The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

 The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…….


 

A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS,

but one who NEVER QUITS!!!!

 

 

 

 

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